Shut your f**king face, Uncle F**ka
You`re a c**k sucking, ass licking Uncle F**ka
You`re an Uncle F**ka, yes, it`s true
Nobody f**ks uncles quite like you

Shut your f**king face, Uncle F**ka
You`re the one that f**ked your uncle, Uncle F**ka
You don`t eat or sleep or mow the lawn
You just f**k your uncle all day long

What`s going on here?
F**ker, f**ker, Uncle F**ka
Uncle F**ka, Uncle F**ka

Shut your f**king face, Uncle F**ka
You`re a boner biting bastard, Uncle F**ka
You`re an Uncle F**ka, I must say
We f**ked your uncle yesterday?

Uncle F**ka that`s U N C L E
F**k you, Uncle F**ka, get out
Suck my balls