Yo Dee, let's break out we late man, hurry up
Alright man, let's go to Poppa Ken's, get some 40-dogs man
Aiyyo man pull over
What for?
I gotta take a piss man

I got to P, I got to P upon a tree, right
I got to P, I got to P upon a tree
I P upon a tree because I drink too much Olde E
And not time for P to come out on me, so I

I go and P, I go and P upon a tree, right
I go and P, I go and P upon a tree
The people walk by and say, "Aiyy D M C"
No no, no no, yo bro it is not me, right?

I got to P, I got to P upon a tree, right
I got to P, I got to P upon a tree