Ah, bang a gong or get it on
Ah, we don`t need to take off our clothes to get it on
Pull your skirt up a little bit
Pull down your top and show me a little tit

I said, "Hey short girl, you`re like a midget
You can turn a phone cord into a widget"
She said,"You son of a bitch, you little bitch
I ain`t gonna show you my love without a hitch"

I said,"Hey, hold up sugar just one at a time
Show me yours baby, I`ll show you mine"
She said, "Oh, you`re so pathetic
Yeah, well, so you`re so magnetic"

I said,"Hold up girl I know your game
Ah, you want a sugar daddy you can tame"
I said,"Sing, sing me a song
And bang me like the girls in Hong Kong"
I know, I know, I, I ain`t correct
But politics are so much better when there`s sex

I said,"Rollover, do me a trick
Do it with your shoes or it`d be a kick"
Ah, tell me the horse that you pick
Let me buy you a lollipop you want to lick

She said,"Does that s**t work with other girls
If it does, why don`t you find one of them to give you twirls
My love cost pearls"
Ah, does it baby, you don`t say

She said,"Hold up, I know your game
Ah, you want a paper doll that you can tame"
I said, "Sing, sing me a song"
She said,"Well, touch me like the boys that did me wrong
You know it`s okay, it`s alright
If you want clean fun go fly a kite"