What`s up ese
Nah, last night was the bomb homey
We got tore up ay
But I woke up with this big hangover
Lemme tell you, a little story about the cantina

I usually wait til Sunday to have my menudo
But it`s Saturday and I woke up all crudo
I think I had one too many shots of tequila
Mira, I heard I made a toast to mi vida
Left a big tip, mariachis took my grip
And the sad thing about it is I don`t remember s**t
Wait a minute, bartender can you pass me a lemon
And a nice cold Tacate, thank you, simon
Anyways, yesterday was the bomb all night long
Getting drunk off my ass, bottoms up on the glass
Presidente and Coke, 1800`s no joke
Had me feeling like I never felt before so pour some more
Til I hit the floor or stumble out the door
And if that happens, it`s time to hit the liquor store
Drinkin Tacates, or Cerveza Martina
Taking shots of tequila while I`m la cantina

[Chorus]
You can catch me in la cantina getting drunk
La cantina, `cause that`s where we party up
La cantina`s mi vida, you know it`s true
La cantina, cantina you know that I love you

I said I wouldn`t drink no more, but this can`t be true
`cause it`s not even noon and I already had two
Times three, that`s me taking all that I can take
Want me to promise that I won`t drink, but that`s a promise I can`t make
So suffering, hungover from the night before
But the only way to fix it is to drink some more
So did I? But of course what you think?
I`m sitting at the bar from the beers that I won`t drink
You gotta be kidding me, the buzz is hitting me
Got me feeling light-headed
I`m headed to the park with the homey Spark
But they had some besto there tambien
A couple twelve-packs that they jacked
I`m feelin like I can`t win
Everywhere I go there`s alcohol til I fall
It`s 7 o`clock, but will I make it to last call
You vatos gonna be here for a while?
If so I`ll see ya
But if not you know where I`ll be homey, at the cantina

[Chorus]

Back in the cantina, sippin my cerveza
It`s gonna be the same way as last night holmes, I bet ya
Primos and friends from one night to the other end
The wicked wicked wino, is getting drunk again
Stumbling, I`m wasted and it shows
And wouldn`t be suprised if later on I`m throwing blows
`cause that`s the way it goes, and everybody knows
But I`ll just relax and go with the flow
Bartender I`m ready for another shot and won`t stop until I drop
Or til somebody calls the cops
My primo picks me up off the floor
And said "Homey you`re tore up
We`re cutting you off, you`re not drinking anymore"
Drag me out, up the hill to mi caton
The bar`s a few minutes away but it took me a hour to get home
I`ve learned my leason, rule number one of la cantina
Don`t mix cerveza with tequila

[Chorus]

You know every weekend I say I`m never gonna drink again
But I`m always going back to the cantina with mi familia
That`s right, and if there`s one thing I`ve learned
It`s don`t mix cerveza with tequila
I`m warning you