There was a little girl, who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
And when she was good, she was very, very good,
But when she was bad, she was homicidal!

Hatchet - Check!
Scalpel - Check!
Rusty steel syringe - Check!

It’s time for war!
It’s time for blood!
It’s time for TEA!

One day that little girl may find a filthy metal spike,
And drive it right in the middle of your forehead.
For she and her friends, this is very, very good,
But for you the game is over – this is revolution!

Hatchet -Check!
Scalpel -Check!
Amputation saw - Check!
It’s time for war!
It’s time for blood!
It’s time for TEA!

We’ve got the tools, we’ve got the time
To punish a most worthy crime against humanity,
Somewhere it’s always time for tea.
We’ve been trained by the very best,
We think you just might be impressed.
Eradicate the enemy,
Somewhere it’s always time for --

Revenge is a dish that is best served NOW!

I am that little girl.
I have that little curl,
Right in the middle of my forehead.
And when I am good, I am very, very good,
But when I am bad, I am f**king gorgeous!

Hatchet - Check!
Scalpel - Check!
Electroshock Machine - Check!

It’s time for war!
It’s time for blood!
It’s time for TEA!

We’ve got the tools, we’ve got the time
To punish a most worthy crime against humanity,
Somewhere it’s always time for tea.
We’ve been trained by the very best,
We think you just might be impressed.

Eradicate the enemy.
Eradicate the enemy.
Eradicate the enemy.
Eradicate the enemy.

Eradicate.
Eradicate.
Eradicate.
Eradicate.

Revenge is a dish that is best served NOW!