It was the greatest c**kney rip off
It was the greatest c**kney rip off
It was the greatest c**kney rip off
It was the greatest c**kney rip off

I`d like to thank my mum and dad
They gave me the best time that I ever had
And my mates that believed me when I was at school
I had the last laugh, Up You All!

It was the greatest c**kney rip off
It was the greatest c**kney rip off
It was the greatest c**kney rip off
It was the greatest c**kney rip off

Why`d I pay to get on the bus
Who drives around with the companies trust
We all know that we`re the best
So drop the press and all the rest!

It was the greatest c**kney rip off
It was the greatest c**kney rip off
It was the greatest c**kney rip off
It was the greatest c**kney rip off

Maybe it`s because i`m a Londoner
That I love London town

Oi! ya has-been
How ya goin me ol` china
Well in order mate innit
This firm and me pal

It was the greatest c**kney rip off
It was the greatest c**kney rip off
It was the greatest c**kney rip off
It was the greatest c**kney rip off
It was the greatest c**kney rip off
It was the greatest c**kney rip off
It was the greatest c**kney rip off
It was the greatest c**kney rip off of all!