Yeah, that’s the beat right there
I’m about to black out with 100 bars
On some professional s**t
So don’t try this at home, yo, yo, yo, yo

My style of rhymin` is ancient like Aztecs an` Mayans
Because I recognize it’s all about timin`
Me an` my freestyle alliance practicin` African Voodoo science
In front of 20 foot bonfires

Lookin` skyward, calculatin`
May 5, 2000, the nine planets’ll be in alignment
The arrival of the prophet in the c**kpit
Of a starship the size of the Hale Bopp comet

With Mercury ion rockets
An` a big ass `Canibus comin` soon` poster on the side of it
I’m known geographically an` intergalactically
That’s why I got extraterrestrials that wanna battle me

They even tried kidnappin` me an` they would’ve snatched me
If their craft didn’t get trapped in the Earth’s gravity
Engines started to fail, crashed into a farmer’s field
An` that’s really what caused `Roswell`

Undercover operatives workin` for Com 12
Disguised as a ni**a, signed with a record deal
Lyrically I’m off scale
So all hail or get tossed towards Hell, whatever y’all feel

Bruisin` ni**as, confusin` ni**as
Like Chip Fu from the Fu Schnickens
Hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles
Hear the wild wolf growl
Styles stockpiled for miles from the ground to the clouds

Whack ni**as wanna be down but it’s not allowed
Interrupt the cipher unannounced an` you’ll get punched in the mouth
With the southpaw southern fist
I’ll bust your s**t, swell your lip an` get the bubba shrimp

Back the tougher s**t, what a wimp
You giant Goliath, ni**as get shot with a rubber sling
I’m an experiment gone bad
My brainwaves on an encephalograph
Show that I’m stark ravin` mad

Your whole scientific staff’ll get killed in a nuclear blast
When I throw the formula stashed in my hand
Flammable liquids in the lab explode
An` you get stabbed with all the flyin` glass

Trained to blow up commercial aircrafts
Trained in chemical weapons class
Just to see how long a ni**a`s breath’ll last, I put him in a leather mask
Spray his ass with a can of pepper gas
Then watch him grab his neck an` gag

Watch the ni**a choke to death as I laugh
“You wanna battle?”, is the type of question you should never ask
Ni**a, pick a tougher task, see who the f**k’ll last
Whoever lose’ll get a solderin` iron up the ass

You need to recognize, my hand is quicker than the eye
Quicker than the 5 speed Jamiroquai drives
A lifespan longer than 9 lives, infinite rhymes that can’t die
A ni**a with a divine mind

I dedicate this to the wise, dedicate it to dames
Dividin` myself into 100 ten times
You can’t deny the offerin`s an offer
Flows that glow with Aurora’s the spark of light
Water fly like a saucer with the torque of a Porsche

Murder a million MCs, then autograph all of their coffins
Been gettin` it on since I been born an` I’m a live long
An` I’m a be gettin` it on till I’m gone
Look at all the stages I been on, all the songs that I spit on

I took an oath to rip everything I get on
A ni**a like me should have carpal tunnel syndromes
In the wrist bones from grippin` microphones this long
I’m just a small fish in a big pond

An` gets pissed off whenever I get picked on
Ni**a try to flip an` get flipped on
My army march, a million strong
Like the Nation of Islam, with suede timbs on

Extremely hostile
Fully armed troops dressed in frog suits an` night vision goggles
A lyrical lynch mob, s**ttin` on ni**as
Drawn to a hideous form with horns an` a mink on

Duckin` down low like Vietnam fightin` the Vietcong
Screamin`, “Incoming” when I see a bomb
Speak to your leader, surrender your arms
You need about a million more soldiers to even the odds

Plus 800,000 to even consider a war
An` 200,000 more to even look hard
You better drop your flag an` withdraw
My cavalry charge accompanied by a blizzard of wicked metaphors

An` smash y’all
Attach y’all to the back of my horse
An` drag y’all across the motherf**kin` asphalt
9 outta 10 ni**as is frauds

You know who you are always talkin` about your bitches an` your cars
Your jewelry an` your girls, it’s like we from two different worlds
You motherf**kers really get on my nerves
`Cause I’m beyond them, on some futuristic cyborg s**t

I close my eyes when I freestyle, so I could read what picture crossed in
Then raise my arms like a sorcerer an` cast a fireball into the audience
To barbecue your brain organs
You feel like you’ve been thrown in a microwave oven

I flame broil suckers an` hit ’em with some more s**t
The raw s**t, call my reinforcements, the Four Horsemen
Take a big piece of chalk an` draw a line across the stage pulpit
I dare a motherf**ker to cross it

I’ll even call my man, Black Rob at two in the mornin`
Tell him it’s important, tell him to call Sting
3 way an` sing a chorus
Break your camcorders so you motherf**kers can’t record it

Call the news, I’ll kill your reporters
Start a lawsuit, I’ll kill your lawyers
F**k the soft s**t an` f**k what y’all think
My album’s gold `cause my album was the bomb, s**t

Y’all ni**as got your ass beat `cause you asked for it
Got your picture taken an` put in a tabloid
`Cause you a man an` you like to touch little boys
You f**k `em in the ass, then you give ’em cash for it

That’s some sick s**t, homeboy
A hundred years ago, they’d have took you to see Sigmund Freud
You fraudulent, feminine, fragile as a feather is
With an effortless blow, I’ll crack your whole skeleton

You think you’re better than Canibus, where’s the evidence?
You got below average intelligence an` poor penmanship
You need to shut the f**k up `cause your breath stink
Take fifty cents an` purchase a pack of Peppermints

Battlin` me? You never win
You thought you was the only ni**a that could sneak a weapon in?
Ni**a, guess again, `cause after I’m finished wreckin` this s**t
I’m a drink a whole bottle of Henney an` go f**k a lesbian