I can`t forget the bumps on the road to Hearts Ville
And I`m scared to fly but surely Bubba Sparxxx will

S**t and I ain`t slept, in like a month of Sundays
Still I`m wide awake as we coast out on the runway

And now the captain says, "I`m number one for take off"
But Timmy I`m too weak, all this starvin` led to weight loss

Fear turns to adrenaline as life accelerates
I`m headed to my destiny, how long you guess it takes to get there?

The in flight movie today is `Gladiator`
But I can`t afford the headphones, it`s cool, I`ll catch it later

I`m cramped between two dudes, one from each coast
Yet we all agree a safe flight is what we need most

Hey stewardess, I can`t handle all this turbulence
The ride`s gettin` bumpy and that s**t don`t help my nervousness

Now they fin` to serve the meal, I think I`ll go with steak
Every f**kin` choice is crucial and we all know the breaks in this game

I barely even noticed but we covered every state
Plus I`m slowly turnin` from feather to heavyweight, it`s about time

I need to take a piss but I`m still scared to get up
Please Lord protect those up in this air with us

The Captain just started our approach into the sunset
I`ve flown a million miles but the s**t still ain`t fun yet

When this journey is complete, you`ll know by my reaction
Tears of jubilation as I`m landin` back in Athens, thank You Lord