Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to explain
I`m your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You`ve had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick
I`ve had a lotta time, had a lotta time
You`ve had a lotta dick, Chasey
But you ain`t had mine

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat our ass
When ya treat your biggest fan like that?

You`ve had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick
I`ve had a lotta time, had a lotta time
You`ve had a lotta dick, Chasey
But you ain`t had mine

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You`ve had a lotta dick had a lotta dick
I`ve had a lotta time had a lotta time
You`ve had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain`t had mine

P. S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show `em them titties
Now show `em them titties

P. S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show `em them titties
Now show `em them titties

Would you f**k me for blow?