{Yo Cory this is Al, you can kiss my ass
I ain`t interested in you anyhow
I`m just interested in the B-boys, so f**k you my man}

Yeah!
Who is that?

Who is the man coming down your block?
It`s me you see with the funk in my walk
`Cause I`m doin` just what I like to
Today is my day yeah, and I`m a get nice too

You gotta keep movin` and you can`t say nothing
I`m a keep bouncin` and bumpin` and struttin`
One thing you ought to know
Well I am the maestro

Yeah you motherf**kers, I am all that
I see you lookin` at me sayin`, how can he be so skinny and live so phat?
You know why? `Cause I`m the maestro, yeah you know and I`m

You got that?

I feel like Rufus Thomas, the crown prince of dance
I`m Mike D and I`m known for romance
I`m the crazy baldhead with the part on the side
And I`m riding down the block like I`m on a water slide

`Cause it`s the type of day I feel like pressing my luck
`Cause I got nothing to lose `cause I don`t give a f**k
See a player, I play, don`t play to win, I play to show
Yeah, I`m the maestro!

Aw yeah, I need everybody`s cooperation right about now
I`d like to find out whose favorite detective it is
Is it Mannix? (No!)
Barnaby Jones? (No!)
Somebody say Columbo (Yeah!)
Micky Mahoney?
Clancy Claranin?
Barnaby Jones?
I said that already

Yeah that`s right ya`ll, you know I got my own s**t
See this ain`t America`s Most Wanted, this is America`s Most Mackin`
That`s right other people oughta call it mockin`
When I get on there is no stoppin`

Who is that?
Who is the man? Who is the man? Who is the man?
(The maestro)
Three cheers for the maestro