I`m calling from the diner, the diner on the corner
I ordered two coffees, one is for you
I was hoping you`d join me `cause I ain`t got no money
And I really miss you I should mention that too

Yes, I know what time it is, in fact, I just checked
I even know the date and the month and the year
I know I haven`t been sleeping and when I do
I just dream of you dear

I miss watching you drool on your pillow
I miss watching you pull on your clothes
I miss listening to you in the bathroom
Flushing the toilet, blowing your nose

I`m calling from the diner, the diner on the corner
I ordered two coffees, one is for you
The cups are so close, the steam is rising
In one stream how are you

I think you`re the least f**ked up person I`ve ever met
And that may be as close to the real thing
As I`m ever gonna get but my quarter`s gonna run out now
Or so I`m told I guess I`d better go sit down
And wait for you till my coffee gets cold