Ahh s**t! S**t! S**t

Now I`m walkin` down the street with some chicken and a forty
I`m yellin` at these hooches and I`m lookin` for a party
Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain`t no mo`
Run outta doe, slap the hoe
Get the do` and go back to that liquor sto`

Afroman likes tall cans
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Now I`m a afroholic, call me Afroman
Love to sag my khakis with a tall can
My homies pop the forty of some St. I`s
Now that mother uh! Staggerin` from side to side

We the loudest homeboys in my neighborhood
We look real bad but we feel so good
My thirst is quenched but my cravin won`t extinguish
I need some forty ounce mother uh! Old English
Put the top in my mouth put the bottom to the ceilin`
Drink it down down until I get that crazy feelin`

Now just walkin` down the street with some chicken and a forty
I`m yellin` at these hooches and I`m lookin` for a party
Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain`t no mo`
Run outta doe, slap the hoe
Get the do` and go back to that liquor sto`

Afroman likes tall cans
Afroman likes tall cans
Afroman likes tall cans
Afroman likes tall cans

See these girls be actin` all bad and rude
Always gotta bad attitude
See I just wanna dance, why can`t you get the picture
Act like a brother wanna move in with cha

I got no fame, I got no wealth
So I whined up dancin` by my goddamn self
But I pay my money, just like you
And baby I`ma do what I came to do
You see I can`t wait around till I get rich
Just to make yo gold diggin` attitude switch

So I`m walkin` down the street with some chicken and a forty
I`m yellin` at these hooches and I`m lookin` for a party
Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain`t no mo`
Run outta doe, slap the hoe
Get the do` and go back to that liquor sto`

Afroman likes tall cans
Afroman likes tall cans
Afroman likes tall cans
Afroman likes tall cans

I stepped into this party full of Mexicans
I didn`t realize I was the only black man
One hand on my bottle, the other on my Peter
I barked like a dog and started freakin` senoritas

I think she was embarrassed with the eight ball in my cup
She kept on steppin` back so I kept on steppin` up
This vaco strolled up, put his gun to my head
I knew if I moved I was officially dead

That had to be his woman, I know it doggonit
That ain`t the first time that I got confronted
[Foreign content] get the f**k outta here
I said I`m gone mother f**ker, now gimme my beer

`Cause I`m just walkin` down the street with some chicken and a forty
I`m yellin` at these hooches and I`m lookin` for a party
Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain`t no mo`
Run outta doe, slap the hoe
Get the do` and go back to that liquor sto`

Afroman likes tall cans
Afroman likes tall cans
Afroman likes tall cans
Afroman likes tall cans

I`m walkin` down the street with some chicken and a forty
I`m yellin` at these hooches and I`m lookin` for a party
Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain`t no mo`
Outta doe, slap the hoe
Get the do` and go back to that liquor sto`

Afroman likes tall cans
Afroman likes tall cans
Afroman likes tall cans
Afroman likes tall cans

Well I`m a afroholic, call me Afroman
Love to sag my khakis with a tall can
My homie pop the forty of some St. I`s
Now that knucklehead staggerin` from side to side

We the loudest homeboys in my neighborhood
We look real bad but we feel so good
My thirst is quenched but my cravin` won`t extinguish
I need some forty ounce mother f**king old English
Put the top in my mouth put the bottom to the ceilin`
Drink it diggy diggy down till I get that crazy feelin`

I`m just walkin` down the street with some chicken and a forty
I`m yellin` at these hooches and I`m lookin` for a party
Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain`t no mo`
Outta doe, here we go back to that liquor sto`

Afroman likes tall cans
Afroman likes tall cans
Afroman likes tall cans
Afroman likes tall cans

Now these women be actin` all bad and rude
Always gotta bad attitude
You see I just wanna dance, why can`t you get the picture
You act like a brother wanna move in with cha

I got no fame, I got no wealth
So I whined up dancin by my god-damn self
But I pay my money, just like you
And baby I`ma do what I came to do
You see I can`t wait around till I get rich
Just to make yo gold diggin` attitude switch

So I`m walkin` down the street with some chicken and a forty
I`m yellin` at these hooches and I`m lookin` for a party
Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain`t no mo`
Outta doe, here we go back to that liquor sto`

Afroman likes tall cans
Afroman likes tall cans
Afroman likes tall cans
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